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no-wifi:

tumblr is running out of urls and now it’s hit the point where they look like our hotmail addresses from when we were 8

Love your mother, the most beautiful person on this earth. Our best critic, yet our strongest supporter. Our paradise in this world.
― (via phuckindope)

(Source: moeyhashy)

cybercum:

*hears footsteps* *closes 12 tabs and goes to facebook*

I’m shy
― But I will fuck the shit out of you (via phuckindope)

(Source: gold-kushkloudz)


p0kemina:

I’m going to make a youtube video entitled

"Shit ALL men say”

and it will consist only of the phrase “But not all men say that~!!”

And then I’ll wait for men to stare at their keyboards in utter distress as they contemplate the paradox of their intense desire and desperation to inform me that not all men say that.

I will break them.