elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

jusst-another-day:

simplymykayla:

cnnbreakingofficial:

if tumblr was bought out for $1.1B and there are 60 million blogs that means each blog is worth $18.3 

my blog is worth more than i am

Well actually it would cost anywhere between $5,000 - $250,000 to hire an assassin to kill you so chin up hun, you are worth so much more than $18.30

first the body parts comparison now the assassins thank you tumblr

painfulhung3r:

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dntfearthereaper:

Restraining yourself from making inappropriate jokes in a new friendship because you don’t know if they’ll laugh or start running away

(Source: anthonyedwardstarks)

leeeeverett:

today these two kids in my math class were hitting each other with pencils and my teacher glared at them and said “could you try to be a little more mature?”

one of them screamed “TAXES” and punched the other kid in the face

cheesecurl:

i wanna watch a scary movie with you and we get so scared we accidently end up having sex somehow

wimpynoodle:

I’M NOT EVEN GOOD AT THINGS I’M GOOD AT